:: George's Watering Hole ::

::... Monday, December 30, 2002 ...::

Respect from Florida

Florida's Sun-Sentinel paper wrote an article that actually gave Ohio State a little respect as they tried to figure out where all the Buckey Mania came from.

-- George @ 2:14 AM --

White Trash Christmas

Hopefully this isn't a video of anyone's family.

-- George @ 9:48 PM --

3-D Monitors

I would like to add one of these to my christmas list :-)

-- George @ 7:16 PM --

Merry Christmas!

Here is a dancing reindeer card that is very funny.

-- George @ 8:48 PM --

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Check out this sweet flash game. It is a melting pot of old sega games mixed into one crazy hard good time.

-- George @ 3:54 PM --

Art test

This is the best version of the art test that I have seen :-)

-- George @ 11:32 AM --

Links

Favorite drinking games, in case you need more ideas.

LoTR: Two Towers multi-media, including a quiz.

-- George @ 1:04 PM --

Tis the Season!

It's a poem that is read to the same tune as "The Night Before Christmas"

All through the season, the critics said No!
The Buckeyes will never go 13 and 0.
Texas Tech was a joke, San Jose's program was spent.
Who cares if you stomped out those Flashes from Kent?
And for the next game the critics couldn't wait
But then the BUCKS stomped Washington St.
But the fans did not fear, we just started to grin.
As the Buckeyes got win after win after win.
But the critics had doubt, they still said No Way!
But their voices grew weak when our boys came to play.
So Krenzel stepped up, and Gamble got set;
our trust was in Tressel, our hearts ran with Clarett.
We shut up Paterno; we silenced Purdue.
Michigan bled scarlet and gray, as we knocked out their Blue.
The critics are silenced, Columbus will shout,
Throw on you, Buckeyes, Erase all your doubt
13 have been downed, only 1 more to go.
And Tempe will scream O...H...I...O!

-- George @ 12:06 AM --

Parable Number 1:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Parable Number 2:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach

the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the

tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
tree.

Management Lesson:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Parable Number 3:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze
and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came
by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing
him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him

Management Lesson:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not every one who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Parable Number 4:

The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along, they
passed some people who remarked "it was a shame the old man. The man and
boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later,
they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little
boy walk." They decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more
people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to
ride. So they both rode the donkey! Now they passed some people that shamed
them by saying "how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey".

The boy and man said they were probably
right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost
their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

Management Lesson:

If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.

-- George @ 10:10 AM --

Someone had to do it.

It was only a matter of time before someone made more fun of Michael Jackson. In this new game, you have to try and catch his babies as he drops them.

-- George @ 11:43 PM --